It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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