I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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