Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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