This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Found the puke drawer
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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