Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
