Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
