Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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