It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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