We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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