Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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