After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
