Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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