Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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