tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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