i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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