It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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