i don't like sucking hair
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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