I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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