that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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