So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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