well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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