I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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