He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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