winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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