Who wears a wallet chain?!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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