Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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