yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Randomize
