Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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