I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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