I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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