The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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