Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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