garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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