haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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