i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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