so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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