I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
