His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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