watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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