i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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