It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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