wat bout pragnant strippers??
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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