Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore