i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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