I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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