Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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