Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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