that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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