Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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