i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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