Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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