triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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