in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I need water and some morals
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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