my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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