I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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