There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
All I want is dick and wine.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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