So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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