She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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